Lamb to the slaughter (Diary version by Lim Jun Yi)

Dear diary, I have killed my husband today. Although I loved him very much, he was unfaithful to me.Let me tell you how it happened. It all happened today evening, he came home and actedly strangly .He was more quiet than usual. At first, I just thought that he was just tired. But then , he said that he wanted to leave me for another woman. I could not believe my ears at that moment. I tried pretending that I did not hear that but when he tried to leave and when I tried to stop him(to no avail), he said ,"try and stop me." This angered me. I took the leg of the lamb and hit it on the back of his head when he was not looking. He dropped dead onto the ground with a thud. I put the leg of lamb into the oven and planned the alubi. Once I came back from the grocery store, I called the police. I tried to act as pitifully and innocently as possible so as to reduce their suspicion. Who knew that when I asked them to eat the leg of lamb, they actually did! I giggled at a corner when one of them finally found out that the leg of lamb was the murder weapon ......